As most of my blog readers may know, the Northland is heavily populated with folks of Scandinavian heritage, and Sven and Oly jokes are very much part of the culture. Even though it is Sunday I did not think it inappropriate to tell the following:
Sven is the pastor at the Swedish Lutheran Church, and Oly the pastor at the Norwegian Lutheran Church, directly across the road. The two churches and their pastors are often at odds, but one Saturday morning they are out on the road, admiring a huge sign that they have erected, which reads:
“Sinner, you are going down the road to destruction!
The End is near!
Turn yourself around now, before it is too late!”
Just then a car speeds past, and an occupant rolls down the window and yells, “You Scandihoovian religious nuts know what you can do with your sign!”
The two pastors can only watch in dismay and disapproval as the car careens down the road and out of sight. Shortly thereafter they hear the screech of tires, followed by a loud crash.
Oly turns to Sven and says, “Ja, Sven, dat iss da tird von diss morning!”
To which Sven replies, “Ja, you betcha, Oly."
"But you t'ink maybe da sign oughta yust say, 'Bridge Out'?”
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